▲ ABSOLUTELY 67% REAL
STATUS: ONLINE
VIBE: UNSTABLE
GOON.
THE GAME THAT REFUSES TO STOP

GOON67

GOON. BUT MODERNIZED.
⚡ GOON • GOON • GOON • 67 • GOON • NO PAUSE • GOON • GOON • 67 • MAXIMUM MOMENTUM • GOON •

WHY 67?

01

PURE GOON

Press forward. Continue existing. Become dramatically more modern about it.

67

THE NUMBER

Is it a score? A level? A secret? Yes. Probably. Definitely 67.

∞

NO BRAKES

Momentum is the mechanic. The mechanic is the message. The message is GO.

GOON METER

GOON POWER: 67%GOONS: 0